Intro[]
Lose yourslef plays as the hwe playmates come out
The divas dont look happy after what happened at the Destroyer Rumble
Camera shows JDUDE backstage with Slashranger and Big Show
JDUDE: What was that about you two, I am not happy at all with either of you, Slashranger, you try protesting me being carried away, but get love struck, and Big Show, you took me away after I give you a job, you know, nevermind that, I have to take this call
camera rolls back to playmates
Jenny: What was that about at the rumble? Huh, you divas want to say something to us? Tell it to our face
Glory Girl: Yeah, you have a problem with us calling you prissy which we never did, Come out there and fight us
For those about to rock plays
Sam American comes out
Sam: Ha ha, I see there is a chick fight to happen soon
Eric: What are you doing, I FIRED YOU
Sam: Oh me, just checking out the show I was put as a one night GM too, oh by the way, you have leave the ring, and ringside for this
Eric: WHAT, YOU CANT DO THAT
Security takes eric away
Sam: And as for me, I am making a tag one more shot match
AND IT WILL BE WITH HER0 AND I
Match 1[]
Her0 comes out, then all of a sudden, the lights go out as The one and only Undertaker arrives with a very strange looking Chavo Guerrero
Chavo and Taker are looking at Sam and Her0
Sam takkes a mic again before the match starts
Sam: Ok wait a minute, ok, this match will be, A STEEL CAGE MATCH, except, you can exit, but you must win by knocking out your opponent
The cage lowers
Sam and Her0 throw a ladder, 2 tables, and a trash can in the ring quickly before the cage lowers completely
Sam hits Taker with the can, but then Chavo comes and hits a dropkick on Sam, Her0 then climbs the cage and jumps off the middle onto Taker\
Chavo then hits a dropkick to Her0, but then is hit with a ddt by Sam
Sam then takes out both Taker and Chavo with many attacks, and then He climbs on top of the cage
Her0 brings the ladder up and sets it onto the cage and Sam climbs that
Her0 places a trash can over taker and Chavos head, and places them on two tables and Sam hits a famousser off of the ladder on the cage
1 ref counts
2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
WE HAVE YOUR WINNERS AND THE NEWEST SUPERSTARS OF HWE, SAM AMERICAN AND HER0, well Sam
Match 2[]
Grando Masses comes out
Sam comes out
Sam: You were originally goin to participate in a gauntlet match but..
Grando: No, No, I want to compete in the gauntlet
Sam: Alright whatever, bring out number 1
Grando faces HBK
Grando gets hit with a clothesline, but then almost gets hit with a superkick, but Grando counters it into a leg drag
HBK taps
Ric Flair comes in and hits a figure four leg lock
Grando rolls in a 360 and hits an inverted boston crap/cloverleaf
Ric taps
HHH comes in
HHH goes for a pedigree, but gets caught in a double underhook lock
HHH taps out
WE HAVE YOUR WINNER, GRANDO MASSES
Masses is surprised of what he just done
Match 3[]
The bellas come out, then Her0 comes out as their manager
Sexay and Mina come out
The top rope challenge starts
Bellas go for an immediate throw over the ropes, but get monkey flipped and superkicked out of the ring
WE HAVE YOUR WINNERS, SEXAY AND MINA
Promo[]
All of a sudden on the screen, it says
BEWARE FOREVER
Main Event[]
JDUDE and Slashraner are in the ring
JDUDE: I just wanted to announce one thing, after last night
JDUDE gives Slashranger a nelson slam
JDUDE: I dont know what I just did, but I cant have you controlling me, with you controlling Big Show to do that, you left me like that, and thats your consequences
JDUDE helps Ranger up
Rick Wild comes out to Ravishing Rick Rudes theme
Rick: My new name, is thhe Ravishing Rick Wild
Money Meister: OK, we get it, but get out of the ring, its my time now
Money Mountain comes as Rick leaves
THIS MATCH IS A BEAR HUG MATCH,
Money Mountain and Money Meister get in the bear hug position
They are not allowed to let go of another
TITLE MATCH
Money Mountain lifts Meiter in the air, but then, Meister "accidently" kicks the ref, and then Meister illegaly hits a headbutt and a grion kick to Mountain, and then bites his shoulder
Mountain taps as the ref gets up
WE HAVE YOUR WINNER AND NEW SLAUGHTER CHAMPION
MONEY MEISTER